So, hey, here’s an important disclosure: I work at a McDonalds. Here’s the blurb:

You’re a vampire hunter on your night off.

You’re getting a manicure, seeing a movie, and eating fast food.

But there’s a vampire in this McDonalds.

If you don’t do something, then in one hour it will eat the cashier.

Oh cool, it’s a twine game! Starting off kinda noir-ish too. 

Okay, I laughed at the slayed/slew joke.

Okay, so there’s a vampire in this McDonalds and I can set the place on fire. Let’s do that… oh. I can’t. I kinda hate it when a game gives you the option to do something weird and then just goes, no, that’s weird and the people around you would stop you.

This McDonalds has garlic fries?! I almost want to work there. Now I have garlic breath. That should help. Also, I’ve stuffed my pockets with paper towels, which I’m sure was a good idea.

That was an amazingly bad joke about the duct tape.

I tried to wrestle the vampire into the fry vat and died. (insider info: you probably cannot stuff an entire vampire into a fry vat, they are too small for that) Oops. But the death screen has hints!

I plugged up the toilet and it helped! Yay! There are 15 more endings, but I think I’ll go for those later. This is a very polished Twine game with cute jokes, definitely worth your time.