The subtitle is “One joke, until expiration.” It’s promising that the author realizes jokes aren’t funny if you repeat them too much! Here’s the blurb:
You are battle-weary. Your armor is scanty and your countenance is loathsome; you tire of the swords flicking at your neck. But you have a duty. There is nothing you can’t take.
(Content warning: Violence, implied adult themes, fameballs.)
Fameballs? What a fameball? (You should really play the game before you read the rest of this.) Continue reading →
Golden wombats sound like fun.
An attempt to write a humorous TWINE IF game… The walk through is included… (Hmmm… This isn’t a very exciting blurb, is it?)
Sorry, that’s not exciting, but I’m glad there’s a walkthrough! Continue reading →
This one’s coming next because I said so. The blurb:
ToiletWorld: it’s time to enter… the world of toilets.
This is already fascinating. You know, once my toilet broke and I had to reach into the back tank to flush it manually for like, a month. That wasn’t fun! Continue reading →
So, hey, here’s an important disclosure: I work at a McDonalds. Here’s the blurb:
You’re a vampire hunter on your night off.
You’re getting a manicure, seeing a movie, and eating fast food.
But there’s a vampire in this McDonalds.
If you don’t do something, then in one hour it will eat the cashier.
Oh cool, it’s a twine game! Starting off kinda noir-ish too. Continue reading →
IFcomp opened today! There are 58 games! Holy shit!
I’m going to try to post some impressions of some of the games. I’m just gonna pick games that appeal to me; there is no way I’ll make it through all of them. They won’t be formal reviews, and I will most likely be somewhat tipsy.